my-internal-pensieve

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

(Source: baoziikari, via johnathanocallaghan)

student: can i borrow a pencil

teacher: i don't know, CAN you?

student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

unimpressedcats:

i turned around to my desk and saw this glory in my magnifying mirror

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

(Source: michaelgclifford, via johnathanocallaghan)

fuck-that-just-smile:

Its like looking in the mirror

(Source: hanawasakura, via jessiejolly)


Submerged tree in the Green Lake. The Green Lake or Grüner See is a lake in Austria that dries out almost completely during fall, is used as a county park in the winter and is famous for the underwater park which forms during the spring due to the snow meltdown.

Submerged tree in the Green Lake. The Green Lake or Grüner See is a lake in Austria that dries out almost completely during fall, is used as a county park in the winter and is famous for the underwater park which forms during the spring due to the snow meltdown.

(Source: malformalady, via babydoll-faerie)